King of my world

Drinking.  I seemed to take to it like a duck to water. 

When I went out, it was hard to get me back indoors.

I was the last person to leave my own wedding. It was a free bar.  

"Until this bar shuts, I’m staying”, I said. 

Got a job in a bakery. Perfect because it was opposite the pub. I drank every day at lunchtime, 6 days a week. I would sleep on the table at the bakery rather than go home. 

I had to leave that job, unfortunately. I became allergic to flour dust.